Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Halloween, Witchcraft, and Child Sacrifice


In the spirit of Halloween, I can think of nothing more bone-chilling than this video. I first viewed it a few years ago, but it still makes me shiver.




My parents never took me trick-or-treating, because Halloween glorified Satan and we served the Lord, Jehovah, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, the God who loved us so much he offered his beloved and only son Jesus as a sacrifice on our behalf. Dad picked me up early from first grade on Halloween, so I wouldn't have to participate in the costumed parade down the sidewalk with the rest of the class. The next week I saw photos of my smiling friends, and my teacher, Mrs. Welch, dressed up as a bottle of grape juice and wondered what danger I had been protected from.

A year or two later, Mom hosted a neighborhood Thanksgiving-themed party as an alternative to Halloween Everyone dressed either as Pilgrims or Native Americans and Mom constructed a paper teepee in the living room. We even bobbed for apples. That was probably the year after we handed out Christian coloring books to trick-or-treaters. Every year afterward we turned out our porch light and stayed away from the front windows.

Not that we didn't have our own ghost stories. Just owning a Cabbage Patch doll, for example, could give demons access to your soul. Owl decor could prevent childbirth from progressing. Wearing a Buddha on a chain or playing with a Ouija board could open a person to demonic influence. God commanded his people to kill witches, which was why I had to exchange the copy of The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe that I won as a Sunday School prize. The Witch of Blackbird Pond was permissible reading material, because the woman who was accused of witchcraft was really just a misunderstood Quaker.

My friends devoured Frank Peretti's novels of prayer warriors fighting demonic armies, though the books were too spooky for my mom to allow me to read them. I was an adult when Harry Potter arrived on the scene, but the stories of spells and magic were deemed inappropriate for Christians in most of my circles. Sorcery was nothing to make light of. The Bible likened the sin of rebellion to witchcraft, and if our legal system truly followed the Law of God, parents could have disobedient kids executed. As it was, we had to make do with spanking.

Today, stories like Isaac's make me shudder. They make me want to hug my children close and assure them that I will always fight for them--against gods, if need be. That it is my responsibility to protect and care for them and no one, not even a god, could convince me otherwise*.


*Any parent who does hear such a voice in their head needs to seek help, quickly, for their children's sake.



Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Haunting the Halls of Hobby Lobby


Sticker sheet at Hobby Lobby

The Green family of Oklahoma City, which owns the Hobby Lobby craft store chain, is known for supporting Christian causes and closing their stores on Sundays. The company has stated that they are "committed to honoring the Lord in all we do". According to Forbes magazine, "Hobby Lobby takes half of total pretax earnings and plunges it directly into a portfolio of evangelical ministries."

Plaque at Hobby Lobby
"Old Jeffrey", perhaps?

In recent months, Hobby Lobby has been fighting in court to avoid complying with federal rules that require employer healthcare plans to cover contraceptives, arguing that the Greens' personal religious beliefs do not allow them to sponsor contraceptives for their employees. And Hobby Lobby has recently been criticized for not carrying Hanukkah decorations or supplies. 


Bones of Elisha?

"Wicked Good"


















I took a stroll through my local Hobby Lobby yesterday to see how they handle another controversy: Halloween. And as the store's sound system surrounded me with a mellow instrumental version of "Lord, I Lift Your Name on High", I pondered my evangelical past, my atheist present, and the meaning of religious freedom in America.

The Green family are Pentecostal, and their church is listed in the directory on the Assemblies of God website. According to that same website:

 "Halloween cannot, by any stretch, be called a Christian holiday....
"Focusing on witches, ghosts of departed persons, evil monsters, devils, and other characters associated with the satanic should never be allowed in Christian social activities, even in innocent play."
I used to feel the same way, because we knew that those ghosts, evil spirits, and witches were REAL. All that spooky stuff was in the Bible, after all. Jesus was just stronger magic. Now that I consider it all pretend, I just think some aspects of Halloween are icky. Maybe I'll outgrow that feeling someday. Or maybe it's just that I can't forget that lots of real people have gotten hurt because other people believed that witches were an actual thing.

Anyway, David Green apparently takes the Assembly of God position with a grain of salt. Strolling the aisles listening to the church music, it was hard to take myself too seriously either...

"God so loved the world
that he gave..."?


Definitely not kosher











Look! A Lazarus candy dish!
And we don't trust contraceptives...